Patient's Name

The most recent one from the house of memi san.

Memi san had been to kerala for a weeks vacation after his long awited exams. One of his "VALIYAACHAN" (Fathers brother) had been admitted in some hospital for a surgery.

Memi accompinied by his two cousins arrives at the hospital to see his valiyachan, so the three approaches the gaurd and asks him to allow them to visit him.

Gaurd was very adament in not allowing them to see the patient as the vistors time was already over.

Memi thought since there were three persons, the gaurd did not allow as there is a superstetion in kerala that for doing a thing if three persons go that will now happen (monnu peru poyal karyam moonchum ennannu chollu)

Memi tells his cousins to wait outside and he goes inside the hospital.

The following conversation happened between memi san and the gaurd.

Memi : Chetta chetta please njan onnu kandottae

Gaurd : Thannodallae paranjathu visitors time kazhinjal areyum kanan sammathikkarilla ennu.

Memi : Chetta njan orupadu doorae innu varukaya, enikku vaikunneram thirichu pokanumullathanu

Gaurd : Iyalodu maryadakku paranjal mansilavillae

Memi : chetta chetta oru 5 minute edukkayullu njan mathramae pokullu

Gaurd finally agrees after few minutes

Gaurd : Ok pettennu kandittu varanam, ketto?

Memi : Ok chettta thank you so much

Gaurd : Shari patientintae perenthanu?

As we have explained you earlier in the blog that memi doesn't have a habit of remembering the names of his relatives, memi was in a confused state now, anyway he regained his state and replied 

memi : chetta patientintae peru "VALIYACHAN"

Gaurd (looking weirdly) : edo athenikku mansilayi njan chodichathu patientinte peranu, allathae aranu kidakkunnathu ennalla

Memi : Chetta atha njan paranjathu "valiyachan" 

After another couple of minutes of conversation gaurd sends him out of the hospital and then says oh my time was wasted.

vakyathil prayogikkuka

Well its a long time since something about memi was written, now that he is a smart young man, i thought i would throw light on his child hood incidents. thanks to pachu who actually christened memi and infact he is memis mentor.

 

Incident in class (after the exams)

 Teacher (laughing while correcting memis paper) : Nee entha paperil ezhuthivachirikkunathu ?

Memi : Entha shantha chechi ( memi's favourite teacher so he calls her shantha chechi) 

T: Oru pazhamchollu ezhuthan paranjittu nee.. mmm che...

M: entha enthu patti

T (reads aloud from memi's paper) : Madiyan "MALAM" chummakkum

 the whole class laughs aloud 

Chetta I wont give you half of my carrot

Memories of being called a liar for no fault of his were fresh in Memi's mind. It went something like Memi saying "I slept at 8. Wait no no, I slept at 5, not 8” and then his cruel roommates telling him “You lied at first Memi!"

So Memi took the right stand when this happened -

D: Hey Memi what are you doing?
M: Chetta, I am having carrots, Chetta
D: Good, can I have half of your carrot?
M: No Chetta I wont give you
D: Why??
M: Because Chetta, if I try to cut it in half, it wont be exactly half. It maybe more than half or less than half. And then Chetta, you would call me a liar.
D:!!!!

In Mallu -

D: Memi entha cheyunne?
M: Athu Chetta njaan carrot kaikkuva Chetta
D: Enikku oru carrotinte half tharuvo?
M: Illa Chetta njaan tharathilla
D: Athentha??
M: Athu Chetta, njaan cut cheytha half aakathilla. Onnukil koodthal aakum allengil kuravakum. Apo Chettan parayum njaan kallam paranjennu.
D: !!!