Tuesday, November 17, 2009

"PARYADA PADATHINNU THALLAKKU MARK KITTI"

Hi guys,
Last week end i was again in bangalore for some works, and tell u guys it was fun time. Memi san celebrated children's day and it was laughter time for us.
Before explaining the incident, i would like to say a few words or rather vocabulary from memi san.
Being mallus we were used to use the term "ammachi or thalla (a synonym for mother)" to the maid servants and the vegetable vendor opposite to our appartment. But memi san never used these terms instead he used the term "aunty" for the maid servant and "aunty aunty" for the vegetable vendor.
The following conversation happened on saturday night while we were cooking. Memi san had gone to get some vegetables.

Memi " Chetto, paranja sadhanangal okkae kitti ketto"

We " Ok thanks memi"

Memi "Chetta pinnae nammudae aunty aunty illae, avarkku english vayikkan ariyam, avar atyavashyam educated annu" After a pause "alla chettanmarkku aunty aunty ennu paranjathu manasilayo"

We " ah aunty aunty ennu paranjathu njangalkku manasilayyi, nee pachakari vikkunna thallayalae udeshichathu, nintae vocabularyil thalla ennulla vakkillalo"

Memi " Chettanmar ennae anganae kochakkaruthu ketto, eh enkikku schoolil padikkumbol thallakku mark kittiyittundu"

Entho mandatharam ezhunnallikkanulla purappadanennu mansilakkikondum, athilupari valara ashcharyathodu koodiyum njangal orae swartathil avanodu chodichu " enthu!!!! nee schoolil padikkumbo thallaku mark kittiyenna!!!!"

Memi valarae laghavathodu koodi paranju " athae chetta schoolil pareeshakku mathavintae PARYADA PADHAM ezhuthan paranjappol njan AMMAYENNUM, THALLAYENNUM anu njan ezhuthiyathu, so enikka answerinu mark kittiyirinnu, athu kondanu njan paranjathu thallakku mark kittiyethennu"

Laughing we said " eda PARYADA PADHAM alla PARYAYA PADHAM or synonym ennanu "

Memi " oh chetta athonnum saramill enthayalum onnau PARYADA PADHAM anengilum PARYAYA PADHAM anegilum sangathiyokkae onnu thannae"

Hearing this we all burst in to laughter, while he got back in to his usual job of cracking mandatharangal which we would be updating in the upcoming posts.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

MEMI SAN GETS POPULAR IN KERALA

This is not actually an incident that has happened direclty with memi san, but he narrated the following incident to us after his return from the home. As you all know that this particular blog is mainly popular between some of us only since memi san is only known to us.

memi san: " chetta njan keralathil aniyathi kuttiyudae collegil bhayangara popular ayi ketto, thanks to you guys"
we" atheganayada nee avidayum chennu valla mandatharam kanicho"
memi san " illa chetta aniyathi kuttiyudae friends okkae ningal ezhuthiya blog vayichu"
we" athukondu nee angu popuylar aya"
memi " athae chetta, pakshae enikkoru karyathilae vishamamollu"
we "athenthada nee popularayittum ninnakku pinayum oru vishamam'
memi "alla chetta avaludae (aniyathikutty) friends palarum ithu vayichittu, avalodu chodichu, ""di sherikkum nintae chettan oru mandanao, atho mandanayi abhinayikkunathano""

hearing this we could only laugh,

P.S. Please post your comments

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

GAS CHAMBER FOR KILLING MOSQUITOES

Hi memi san fans,
its a quite a long time since we could post some jokes by memi san. well recently when i had been to bangalore i had a great opportunity to be with him, which is what made me write this particular incident.
As we were all discussing about many issues, came the topic of increased mosquitoes and its different methods to counter the increasing amount of the same. the most popular being the latest electric bats.

Pettennnayirinnu memi sanintae interference,
avan inganae paranju, "chetta athu pinnae njan kothikinae kollan oru method kandu pidichittundu"

ithu kettappol thannnae njangal valarae ulsahathoddu koodi choditchu " entha memi san, enthu method anu nee kandu pidichirikkunathu" (we knew that it would definitely hilarious)

our assumption didn turn out to be wrong as he told
Memi san " chetta athu pinnae njan anengil kothikinae adhyam pidikkum, ennittu athinae syringintae ullil idum"

valara ascharyathodu koodi thannae choditchu" eh athenthina!!!!!!!!!!!! "

memi san " chetta kothikinae njan syringil akiyathinu shesham athintae tip (syringeintae) candle flamil kanichittu njan syrinjintae trigger backilekku valikkum appol kothuku chavum"

Valarayadhikam kouthukathodu koodi njangal ellavarum oreswarathil choditchu " eh athenganaya"

memi san " chettamarae ningal sciencil padichittillae thee kathumbol CO2 undavumennu"

njangal " athukondu"

memi san " so njan a kothikinae syringil ittu candle flamintae aduthu vachu trigger valikumbol co2 ullil kayarum, athinu shesham aa CO2 akathekku vallichu kothuku marikkum enganyundenthae idea"

ithu ketta ninna njangal oru nimisham avanae sthuthichu, pinne oru potti chiriyayirinnu.

wait for more posts
cheers
surej