"PARYADA PADATHINNU THALLAKKU MARK KITTI"

Hi guys,

Last week end i was again in bangalore for some works, and tell u guys it was fun time. Memi san celebrated children's day and it was laughter time for us.

Before explaining the incident, i would like to say a few words or rather vocabulary from memi san.

Being mallus we were used to use the term "ammachi or thalla (a synonym for mother)" to the maid servants and the vegetable vendor opposite to our appartment. But memi san never used these terms instead he used the term "aunty" for the maid servant and "aunty aunty" for the vegetable vendor.

The following conversation happened on saturday night while we were cooking. Memi san had gone to get some vegetables.

Memi " Chetto, paranja sadhanangal okkae kitti ketto"

We " Ok thanks memi"

Memi "Chetta pinnae nammudae aunty aunty illae, avarkku english vayikkan ariyam, avar atyavashyam educated annu" After a pause "alla chettanmarkku aunty aunty ennu paranjathu manasilayo"

We " ah aunty aunty ennu paranjathu njangalkku manasilayyi, nee pachakari vikkunna thallayalae udeshichathu, nintae vocabularyil thalla ennulla vakkillalo"

Memi " Chettanmar ennae anganae kochakkaruthu ketto, eh enkikku schoolil padikkumbol thallakku mark kittiyittundu"

Entho mandatharam ezhunnallikkanulla purappadanennu mansilakkikondum, athilupari valara ashcharyathodu koodiyum njangal orae swartathil avanodu chodichu " enthu!!!! nee schoolil padikkumbo thallaku mark kittiyenna!!!!"

Memi valarae laghavathodu koodi paranju " athae chetta schoolil pareeshakku mathavintae PARYADA PADHAM ezhuthan paranjappol njan AMMAYENNUM, THALLAYENNUM anu njan ezhuthiyathu, so enikka answerinu mark kittiyirinnu, athu kondanu njan paranjathu thallakku mark kittiyethennu"

Laughing we said " eda PARYADA PADHAM alla PARYAYA PADHAM or synonym ennanu "

Memi " oh chetta athonnum saramill enthayalum onnau PARYADA PADHAM anengilum PARYAYA PADHAM anegilum sangathiyokkae onnu thannae"

Hearing this we all burst in to laughter, while he got back in to his usual job of cracking mandatharangal which we would be updating in the upcoming posts.

MEMI SAN GETS POPULAR IN KERALA

This is not actually an incident that has happened direclty with memi san, but he narrated the following incident to us after his return from the home. As you all know that this particular blog is mainly popular between some of us only since memi san is only known to us.

memi san: " chetta njan keralathil aniyathi kuttiyudae collegil bhayangara popular ayi ketto, thanks to you guys"
we" atheganayada nee avidayum chennu valla mandatharam kanicho"
memi san " illa chetta aniyathi kuttiyudae friends okkae ningal ezhuthiya blog vayichu"
we" athukondu nee angu popuylar aya"
memi " athae chetta, pakshae enikkoru karyathilae vishamamollu"
we "athenthada nee popularayittum ninnakku pinayum oru vishamam'
memi "alla chetta avaludae (aniyathikutty) friends palarum ithu vayichittu, avalodu chodichu, ""di sherikkum nintae chettan oru mandanao, atho mandanayi abhinayikkunathano""

hearing this we could only laugh,

P.S. Please post your comments

GAS CHAMBER FOR KILLING MOSQUITOES

Hi memi san fans,

its a quite a long time since we could post some jokes by memi san. well recently when i had been to bangalore i had a great opportunity to be with him, which is what made me write this particular incident.

As we were all discussing about many issues, came the topic of increased mosquitoes and its different methods to counter the increasing amount of the same. the most popular being the latest electric bats.

Pettennnayirinnu memi sanintae interference,

avan inganae paranju, "chetta athu pinnae njan kothikinae kollan oru method kandu pidichittundu"

ithu kettappol thannnae njangal valarae ulsahathoddu koodi choditchu " entha memi san, enthu method anu nee kandu pidichirikkunathu" (we knew that it would definitely hilarious)

our assumption didn turn out to be wrong as he told

Memi san " chetta athu pinnae njan anengil kothikinae adhyam pidikkum, ennittu athinae syringintae ullil idum"

valara ascharyathodu koodi thannae choditchu" eh athenthina!!!!!!!!!!!! "

memi san " chetta kothikinae njan syringil akiyathinu shesham athintae tip (syringeintae) candle flamil kanichittu njan syrinjintae trigger backilekku valikkum appol kothuku chavum"

Valarayadhikam kouthukathodu koodi njangal ellavarum oreswarathil choditchu " eh athenganaya"

memi san " chettamarae ningal sciencil padichittillae thee kathumbol CO2 undavumennu"

njangal " athukondu"

memi san " so njan a kothikinae syringil ittu candle flamintae aduthu vachu trigger valikumbol co2 ullil kayarum, athinu shesham aa CO2 akathekku vallichu kothuku marikkum enganyundenthae idea"

ithu ketta ninna njangal oru nimisham avanae sthuthichu, pinne oru potti chiriyayirinnu.

wait for more posts

cheers

surej

I have gone upstairs..

This would be funny only if you saw it. So attaching the picture.

This is the story. I had gone out for sometime and when I came back I saw the door as shown in the picture. The door is latched and there are some grass bits sticking out of it. I had no clue what it was, when Memi came running. He said: “Chetta I had gone upstairs”

I asked what the grass stuff was doing on the door.

Memi first explained the latch.

"You see the latch pointing up? That means I went up. If it was down, I would have been downstairs."

"How the hell would I know that?"

"I knew you wouldnt", he said happily. "So I brought the grass strands."

"Eh?"

"Look I made it in the shape of an arrow to point upwards."

"Which means you are up?"

"Yes", he said smiling brightly.

"Brilliant."

Patient's Name

The most recent one from the house of memi san.

Memi san had been to kerala for a weeks vacation after his long awited exams. One of his "VALIYAACHAN" (Fathers brother) had been admitted in some hospital for a surgery.

Memi accompinied by his two cousins arrives at the hospital to see his valiyachan, so the three approaches the gaurd and asks him to allow them to visit him.

Gaurd was very adament in not allowing them to see the patient as the vistors time was already over.

Memi thought since there were three persons, the gaurd did not allow as there is a superstetion in kerala that for doing a thing if three persons go that will now happen (monnu peru poyal karyam moonchum ennannu chollu)

Memi tells his cousins to wait outside and he goes inside the hospital.

The following conversation happened between memi san and the gaurd.

Memi : Chetta chetta please njan onnu kandottae

Gaurd : Thannodallae paranjathu visitors time kazhinjal areyum kanan sammathikkarilla ennu.

Memi : Chetta njan orupadu doorae innu varukaya, enikku vaikunneram thirichu pokanumullathanu

Gaurd : Iyalodu maryadakku paranjal mansilavillae

Memi : chetta chetta oru 5 minute edukkayullu njan mathramae pokullu

Gaurd finally agrees after few minutes

Gaurd : Ok pettennu kandittu varanam, ketto?

Memi : Ok chettta thank you so much

Gaurd : Shari patientintae perenthanu?

As we have explained you earlier in the blog that memi doesn't have a habit of remembering the names of his relatives, memi was in a confused state now, anyway he regained his state and replied 

memi : chetta patientintae peru "VALIYACHAN"

Gaurd (looking weirdly) : edo athenikku mansilayi njan chodichathu patientinte peranu, allathae aranu kidakkunnathu ennalla

Memi : Chetta atha njan paranjathu "valiyachan" 

After another couple of minutes of conversation gaurd sends him out of the hospital and then says oh my time was wasted.

vakyathil prayogikkuka

Well its a long time since something about memi was written, now that he is a smart young man, i thought i would throw light on his child hood incidents. thanks to pachu who actually christened memi and infact he is memis mentor.

 

Incident in class (after the exams)

 Teacher (laughing while correcting memis paper) : Nee entha paperil ezhuthivachirikkunathu ?

Memi : Entha shantha chechi ( memi's favourite teacher so he calls her shantha chechi) 

T: Oru pazhamchollu ezhuthan paranjittu nee.. mmm che...

M: entha enthu patti

T (reads aloud from memi's paper) : Madiyan "MALAM" chummakkum

 the whole class laughs aloud 

Chetta I wont give you half of my carrot

Memories of being called a liar for no fault of his were fresh in Memi's mind. It went something like Memi saying "I slept at 8. Wait no no, I slept at 5, not 8” and then his cruel roommates telling him “You lied at first Memi!"

So Memi took the right stand when this happened -

D: Hey Memi what are you doing?
M: Chetta, I am having carrots, Chetta
D: Good, can I have half of your carrot?
M: No Chetta I wont give you
D: Why??
M: Because Chetta, if I try to cut it in half, it wont be exactly half. It maybe more than half or less than half. And then Chetta, you would call me a liar.
D:!!!!

In Mallu -

D: Memi entha cheyunne?
M: Athu Chetta njaan carrot kaikkuva Chetta
D: Enikku oru carrotinte half tharuvo?
M: Illa Chetta njaan tharathilla
D: Athentha??
M: Athu Chetta, njaan cut cheytha half aakathilla. Onnukil koodthal aakum allengil kuravakum. Apo Chettan parayum njaan kallam paranjennu.
D: !!!